With me you do.
What, our friendship has rules now?
You’re usually more talkative, that’s all.
Do I have to be talkative to be fine?
Even if it’s not applicable to either of our love lives right now, it’s still pretty sound advice.
Does one need to be in a relationship to follow that advice? I think not.
You caught me and also my role in Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2 is pretty mouthy so my innocence was ruined a long time ago.
I never took you for a liar, the picture perfect reputation you had with me is ruined.
You okay there?
I’m fine, why do you ask?
A man in love will sing anything. Even Like a Virgin. I WILL SHOW YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!
Oh dear god, I can’t believe he was ever my celebrity crush. WHICH IS WHEN, EXACTLY?
For the first time, in like ever, Jacob finally slept from 2am to 8 in the morning without a single interruption.
I don’t know what it’s like to be a mom, but if six hours of straight non-stop sleeping calls for a congratulations, I’m not sure I ever want to be one. But hey, I’m happy for you and your sleep schedule that baby Jacob’s finally letting you get a shut-eye for once in your life.
[ t e x t ] there’s no such thing, um. and gillan-smith is a mouthful, no thank you.