A Story A Day #130

28/08 # otp: i'm not gonna drop you   i love how i'm still awake   it's light outside... my sleep schedule is getting out of hand   i'll reply to things whenever i wake up later ok   also how wonderfully on point is this quote in regards to taylex  
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27/08 # I JUST NEED THIS ON MY BLOG   HOLY SHIT THAT ACCENT IM   wow u look like an australian nat wolff dayum   10/10 would bang tbqh   and THATS COOPER!! u told me about him ages ago what a cutie   outofcares;   **  

Taylor Swift leaving the VMA after party

27/08 # h...oly fuck   but its late and i need to eat so i'll brb for replies in a bit ok   f  

theed-westwick:

I––Should I be worried, Taylor? Or just glad that I’ve never had to share a bed with you? 

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Worried? A little bit. Happy you’ve never had the Taylor Swift experience? More like disappointed, in my opinion. I’m fantastic in bed, ask anyone who’s shared one with me.

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ayyeansel:

I mean damn if that’s true. It doesn’t get much more insane than body shots and sex on the kitchen counter. To this day I’m impressed with myself.

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Truer words have never been spoken, if y’ask me. Pretty sure I was the one who initiated the whole thing in the first place so there wouldn’t have been drunk sex on the kitchen counter if I didn’t drunk text you thus awards all go to me, mister.

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27/08 # that's the goal man   taylor's taking credit bYE  

nickj4rpresident:

PM: You would have realized I was the bigger Jonas?

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PM: Uh — yeah, no comment.

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nattwolfff:

What if this is the one time I get called in for jury duty?!

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You really think they’d trust a kid’s judgment against a renowned pop sensation? I think not.

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shellhenng:

I suppose i should be happy that i am not a guy, then?

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Relieved’s a better term, I think.

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brittwtf:

… if I do, will I end up the subject of one of your songs? Because I’m not 100% sure I want to be added to list the assholes you’ve written about.

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Yes. No. Maybe so. Take a wild guess for yourself, Britt. Hey, most people would feel appreciated as fuck to have a song written solely for them especially if it wins one of those highly sought-for music awards.

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27/08 # ilysm  

pftsel:

Again, just to make it completely clear to anyone reading this now or to any federal agents reading this in the future, we have never discussed murdering any guy of any sort— like ever.
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Friendly reminder that I love you. So much. Partner in crimes for life, am I right?

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