bendyduckcrumbleface:

With me you do.

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What, our friendship has rules now?

bendyduckcrumbleface:

You’re usually more talkative, that’s all.

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Do I have to be talkative to be fine?

theladylorde:

Even if it’s not applicable to either of our love lives right now, it’s still pretty sound advice.
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Does one need to be in a relationship to follow that advice? I think not.

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frchloe:

You caught me and also my role in Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2 is pretty mouthy so my innocence was ruined a long time ago.

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I never took you for a liar, the picture perfect reputation you had with me is ruined.

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bendyduckcrumbleface:

You okay there?

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I’m fine, why do you ask?

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shellhenng:

A man in love will sing anything. Even Like a Virgin. I WILL SHOW YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!

Oh dear god, I can’t believe he was ever my celebrity crush. WHICH IS WHEN, EXACTLY?

annascups:

For the first time, in like ever, Jacob finally slept from 2am to 8 in the morning without a single interruption. 

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I don’t know what it’s like to be a mom, but if six hours of straight non-stop sleeping calls for a congratulations, I’m not sure I ever want to be one. But hey, I’m happy for you and your sleep schedule that baby Jacob’s finally letting you get a shut-eye for once in your life.


Arriving at a friend’s house in NYC 7/31/14

Arriving at a friend’s house in NYC 7/31/14

mattsmith-dawg said:
(text): accidental brilliance ok. AND LMAO FUCK OFF. tho tbh we were discussing maybe changing it mutually to gillan-smith u know???

[ t e x t ] there’s no such thing, um. and gillan-smith is a mouthful, no thank you.

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